Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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