im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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