Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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