No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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