Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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