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As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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