the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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