I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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