Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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