i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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