also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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