If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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