so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
did i walk over a car last night?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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