I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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