He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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