first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I looked at my own cervix.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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