I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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