Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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