I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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