"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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