Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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