so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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