im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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