If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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