I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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