Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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