You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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