Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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