Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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