awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
