At least make sure they are 18
Why
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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