Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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