i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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