My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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