i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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