WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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