My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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