my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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