I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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