I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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