Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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