it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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