Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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