Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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