I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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