So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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