she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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