My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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