how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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