What a fucking waste of an outfit
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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