Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
The adults are the big ones right?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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