you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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