I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
you made out with another girl for some wings
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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