Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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