You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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