I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You're earring is so big in my mouth
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
do nipples grow back?
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