brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Randomize
