im about as happy as oj after his trial
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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