it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Randomize
