let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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